that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

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riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

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arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god

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danisnotonfire & amazingphil Summer in the City Live Day 1 (x)

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broadhemmings:

This is why you need to stop complaining

broadhemmings:

This is why you need to stop complaining

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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wintersoldier-iscoming:

msjarvis:

stonyinspiration:

You always stand up. - Sarah Rogers

*sobbing*

Oh my poor heart.. *_*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lipstickcoveredwrist:

wearetheartoftherebellious:

that sounds like something patrick stump would say

God bless the Simpsons

lipstickcoveredwrist:

wearetheartoftherebellious:

that sounds like something patrick stump would say

God bless the Simpsons

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runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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thedarkdirector:

Glen Keane is amazing

joshpeck:

do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

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